Favorite How To Make It In America Quotes
Eddie is her own brand of crazy.
Rachel
Where's my cousin and his Jewish lover?
Rene
(regarding Rene) He threw you out of the window over a video game.
Ben
Eddie: You're getting closer to that age you will be when you die.
Rachel: Jesus Eddie.
I could use some Jewish muscle with me.
Cam
Let's get dirty kid!
Cam
If I had to make a choice I would say Mexican.
Rachel
Five espressos - Jesus. My heart would explode.
Ben
We dated briefly, but she said I was too Jewy.
David
God it's so phallic I love it.
Eddie
Don't think of it as you are fired. Think of it as you are free.
Alex
Yo Ben, how would I do as a pimp?
Cam
