We dated briefly, but she said I was too Jewy.

David

• Permalink: We dated briefly, but she said I was too Jewy.
• Rating: Unrated

Yeah he is my parole officer - I wish I was joking, but I'm not.

Rene

• Permalink: Yeah he is my parole officer - I wish I was joking, but I'm not.
• Rating: Unrated

Don't think of it as you are fired. Think of it as you are free.

Alex

• Permalink: Don't think of it as you are fired. Think of it as you are free.
• Rating: Unrated

Are you sneaking out?

Ben

• Permalink: Are you sneaking out?
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Is this a happy call or a sad call?

Eddie

• Permalink: Is this a happy call or a sad call?
• Rating: Unrated

Yo Ben, how would I do as a pimp?

Cam

• Permalink: Yo Ben, how would I do as a pimp?
• Rating: Unrated

Or maybe for the first time in a while, I am finally getting it.

Rachel

• Permalink: Or maybe for the first time in a while, I am finally getting it.
• Rating: Unrated

Alright, good talk.

Rachel

• Permalink: Alright, good talk.
• Rating: Unrated

I'm fine - got a few Rasta Monstas for me?

Julie

• Permalink: I'm fine - got a few Rasta Monstas for me?
• Rating: Unrated

I don't f---ing fight - I shoot. That's right.

Rene

• Permalink: I don't f---ing fight - I shoot. That's right.
• Rating: Unrated

You wanna roll tonight, for reels!?

David

• Permalink: You wanna roll tonight, for reels!?
• Rating: Unrated

Dude, she doesn't even look that good - you had her at her prime, no offense.

Cam

• Permalink: Dude, she doesn't even look that good - you had her at her prime...
• Rating: Unrated