What are you gonna do at home? Live vicariously through a real housewife of who gives a fuck?

Tim

Ben: You're married?
Nancy: Yes of course.

You never knew anybody who got brought in for questioning?

Cam

Those aren't even real dreads. They ain't rasta they imposta.

Rene

I used to look at it like it was mocking me. Tonight I feel like I got a shot.

Ben

Ben: Hey you want me to hold on to this for you?
Kappo: No I don't! That's my bubby's.

Robin: I do need you to go see Karen Bender in legal.
Rachel: Uh,OK.
Robin: She's going to tell you that you're fired...cute shoes.

What are you fucking Matlock now?

Rene

Ben: It's not about the money.
Nancy: Yeah well it should be.

Oh my god, do you know about the mole people that live beneath the city? It's like straight Narnia down there man.

Rachel

Delivery! Somebody order a beatdown?

Rene

Is that my former heir apparent who threw it all away to to go bang DJ's in Ibiza?

Edie