Rene: What happened to ride or die?
Wilfredo: Yo I feel like I wanna live today though.

Everton Thompson: What the fuck is a rasta monsta?
Wilfredo: I'm the Rasta Monsta motha fucka!

Sometimes I feel like God doesn't want me to win legitimately.

Rene

Here I am trying to go legit and you go Scarface on me.

Rene

Rachel: I gotta be at work in thirty minutes.
Domingo: You see that's why I'm self employed. I'm already at the office.

Domingo: What time do you guys need me to get my Zoolander on?
Ben: Ten?
Domingo: A.M.?

You're a good woman and you give a hell of a wake up call.

Rene

You can't live in an imaginary world and find something real.

Kappo

I've got a couch with your name on it, should you ever need it.

Ben

You smell like my father. We need to take a shower.

Lulu

Fam, it's not even like that.

Domingo

When I was little I used to dream Dr. Huxtable would adopt me.

Kappo