Kiersten: Those neanderthals are F the F up!
Kristen: So dirty, but you know what? I kind of love it!

One night in New York is like a month in St. Louis time.

Nancy

Rasta Monsta is for the children.

Rene

He runs on weed dealer time.

Lulu

I'm gonna Coppola the shit out of this place. I'm gonna put all these hipsters to work for me making wine.

Tim

Young Gekko, call me Young Gekko!

Kappo

Wow total disrespect for the Dom. I gotta respect that.

Kappo

You know you keep talkin' that shit, I'm gonna smack a dress out of you.

Rene

Kappo: It's my pleasure Kiersten.
Kristen: I'm Kristen.
Kappo: Yeah!
Kristen: You said Kiersten.
Kappo: Fuckin' love you girl!

What are you gonna do at home? Live vicariously through a real housewife of who gives a fuck?

Tim

Ben: You're married?
Nancy: Yes of course.

Cam: Are all Israelis Jewish?
Ben: I don't know.
Cam: That's your motherland right there. How you not know about your peoples?