Guess whose lucky day it is and don't say mine because you'd be way off.

Mary

Am I crazy or do you smell expensive?

Campbell

Does everyone in D.C. spend this much time on the phone? It's like 10th grade at an all girls school.

Mary

I'm so tired I sat down in the elevator.

Mary

That spring in your step. Did you get that installed professionally or was it a do it yourself thing?

Marshall

Are you ready to see daddy today? Mommy's ready for you to see daddy today.

Mary

You called Nancy Drew and her Hello Kitty cell phone.

Mary

You did go Johnny Cash on a man the same day you went into labor.

Marshall

You did this twice? No wonder you drank.

Mary

Marshall: Stanley McQueen has taken a lover.
Mary: No. Oh my God! This is huge and ew! Is she cute? Is she fat? Tell me she's fat.

Why is her crap on my desk?

Mary

I would be bursting with pride if I weren't bracing myself with skepticism.

Mary

In Plain Sight Quotes

One of the most difficult moments in anyone's life is when the fog of childhood lifts and we see for the first time our parents as people.

Mary

Marshall: You are in a different kind of mood this morning.
Mary: Actually, I'm in a really good mood. Which is kind of weird considering where I was 48 hours ago. Then I had a witness off herself and, like that is not bad enough, I've got to play second fiddle to a knucklehead like you.
Marshall: Thanks for lumping me in with kidnapping, attempted rape and suicide. Can't tell you how much that means.