I'm sort of tapped out on the humiliation for one night, so if we can just talk about anything else.

Felix

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• Added: August 25, 2021

I actually believed that for once in my life someone chose me, but of course he didn't. Because no one ever chooses me.

Felix

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• Added: August 25, 2021

I just wanted to say that since we hooked up at the motel. I just... I-- oh, I thought you were alone.

Felix

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• Added: August 25, 2021

It's like Max gets to do whatever he wants. He has no idea how much it sucks to be me.

Murphy

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• Added: August 25, 2021

I honestly don't even get siblings. It's just like, this person has to be in your life forever regardless of whether o not you even like them? Ew.

Murphy

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• Added: August 25, 2021