Murphy: You were just trying to be a good person.
Michael: I was trying to get laid! And I used your dead grandmother's funeral as an excuse to smoke weed and lose my virginity. Lorri, that's how bad of a person I am! The worst part is I didn't even get you there! It didn't even matter.

These past few hours with you have been more exhilarating than the entirety of my life up until this point and that's because I was actually being me. And you know what, I'm going to tell my mom that I"m gay, and I'm going tell her that I took my dad's car, and that I'm so sick of being perfect all of the time, and she needs to get you to Thunder Bay.

Michael

Jess: So you thought something bad happened to me and you fell asleep?
Murphy: What?
Jess: This is a joke! This is a joke.
Murphy: Why, what? What is a joke? What? What did I do?
Jess: You still don't care. It's unbelievable really.
Murphy: Jess, Jess I care about you more than anyone.
Jess: No you don't.

Murphy: I didn't ask you to kill Nia.
Jess: You wouldn't have to ask me Murphy because I would do anything, I've always since we were kids done everything for you, and it hurts me so much that you don't feel the same way, Murphy.
Murphy: Jess, I obviously feel the same way. I do feel the same way.
Jess: I will never be the same after what I did, ever, Murphy.
Murphy: I understand, but no one,,. it's no one's fault.
Jess: there was no other option, I mean tell me what other option?
Murphy: I don't know, you just seem so bent out of shape. It sounds like you should've left me there to die. Jess: Don't ever say that to me again.

In The Dark Season 3 Episode 3 Quotes

Murphy: You were just trying to be a good person.
Michael: I was trying to get laid! And I used your dead grandmother's funeral as an excuse to smoke weed and lose my virginity. Lorri, that's how bad of a person I am! The worst part is I didn't even get you there! It didn't even matter.

These past few hours with you have been more exhilarating than the entirety of my life up until this point and that's because I was actually being me. And you know what, I'm going to tell my mom that I"m gay, and I'm going tell her that I took my dad's car, and that I'm so sick of being perfect all of the time, and she needs to get you to Thunder Bay.

Michael