Drake: I'll make it easy for you, cause of death: single bullet to the head.

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I used to think being ghosted was a rude way to end a relationship. But I'd much prefer the millennial way of doing things to an old-timey-style hunting. Because this whole "ghosts-of-boyfriends-I-shot-in-the-head" thing? Really not working for me. There's gotta be another brain no one's doing anything with around here.

Liv [voiceover]

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Liv: I'm sorry, you must be freaked out.
Peyton: Oh, watching my zombie roommate talk to a ghost? That's just what I call a Tuesday.

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You think this thing has been around since WWII? Maybe zombies live forever. Like vampires.

zombie truther

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It's like corrupt government officials in Bangladesh aren't even trying to make money.

Blaine

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Peyton: What if I can make you a better offer?
Liv: I don't want you to be insulted and don't think I haven't considered it, but I'm going to stick with men.

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Move over Barnum and Bailey. We're about to put on the greatest show on earth.

Harley

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