Clive: You should eat the daughter....words I never thought I would say.
Ravi: The new normal.
Clive: God, I hope not.

Clive: So she's gonna...she just cooks them up right-
Ravi: It's better if you don't think about it.

Wally's father was a bit of a nightmare.

Clive

Wally: Is that mustache real?
Clive: No, I glued it to give myself more authority in situations like this.
Wally: Well, you look like black Tony Stark.

We'll solve it on our own time. Someone's going to pay for this. That I promise.

Clive

Clive: They were killed because they were zombies. It's a warning shot. All those people on the radio talking--
Liv: Humans aren't ready for zombies, Clive. Zombies need protection.

Bullet to the back of the head and he's missing three fingernails from his right hand.

Ravi

Liv: I need some aspirin and a new brain.
Ravi: Is that so, scarecrow? Well, I need a new heart.

Liv: Thanks for listening to me all night, Clive, I'm glad you know I'm a zombie.
Clive: Remember this. I'm alive because of what you did. I know it hurts right now, but try to remember that when you're beating yourself up.

Clive: Liv, Liv it's gonna be okay. Like you said, no one but the lunatics listen to this show
Liv: It's not that, Clive, the brain that I'm on is wearing off. I shot my boyfriend, Clive. He's dead because of me.
Clive: He was already dead. What you did was merciful.

Clive: We need to stop that interview. Why didn't you drive straight there?
Liv: I don't have a badge or a siren.

What if I can come up with a formula that can reverse memory loss?

Ravi

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Liv: Do you have any open sores in your mouth?
Major: Sexy.

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Oh, the humanity.

Liv