Bright side? You did discover the anti-zombie cure.

Blaine

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• Added: November 03, 2015

So far it sounds like all of our problems could be solved with condoms and rock salt.

Major

• Permalink: So far it sounds like all of our problems could be solved with condoms and rock salt.
• Added: November 03, 2015

Liv: Do you have any open sores in your mouth?
Major: Sexy.

• Permalink: Sexy.
• Added: November 03, 2015

I doubt that I will ever stop loving you, but it's over now. I gotta let you go. Completely. Forever.

Liv

• Permalink: I doubt that I will ever stop loving you, but it's over now. I gotta let you go. Completely....
• Added: October 27, 2015

I'm sweating like a ten dollar whore on nickle-night.

Liv

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• Added: October 27, 2015

I don't think there's an emoji that rightfully expresses my feelings about losing $50k a month.

Blaine

• Permalink: I don't think there's an emoji that rightfully expresses my feelings about losing $50k a month.
• Added: October 27, 2015

Love and murder. Country song staples.

Ravi

• Permalink: Love and murder. Country song staples.
• Added: October 27, 2015

Hey, dog. That's the smell of sex and self-loathing.

Major

• Permalink: Hey, dog. That's the smell of sex and self-loathing.
• Added: October 27, 2015

I have zombie questions, okay? I wrote them down. There are a few pages.

Peyton

• Permalink: I have zombie questions, okay? I wrote them down. There are a few pages.
• Added: October 27, 2015

Oh, take your finger out of your mouth, sweetie, that's full of herpes.

Liv

• Permalink: Oh, take your finger out of your mouth, sweetie, that's full of herpes.
• Added: October 20, 2015

Okay, you've literally forgotten the meaning of the word 'literally.'

Ravi

• Permalink: Okay, you've literally forgotten the meaning of the word 'literally.'
• Added: October 20, 2015

The color is called 'sorry Beyonce' and I might be in love with it.

Liv

• Permalink: The color is called 'sorry Beyonce' and I might be in love with it.
• Added: October 20, 2015