Can we just be honest for a moment? We both know deep down that this can't work. Being a zombie has changed me. You love the woman I was before, you tolerate the woman I am now.

Liv

I'm a CPA, not a super villain!

Mr. Boss

I literally got screwed into becoming a zombie hooker.

Natalie

Blaine: How familiar are you with the movie, Dawn of the Dead?
Drake: I've seen it.
Blaine: Remember how that group of survivors barricaded themselves inside of a mall?
Drake: Yeah.
Blaine: You're what's outside of the mall.

Ravi: Oh, Mighty-Whitey! What do you think?
Liv: I think I would be the Klu Klux Klan's favorite superhero.

Dammit Don. E, I'm a brain dealer not a doctor!

Blaine

Major: You should have been able to see from your snooping that I haven't texted her since you and I got back together.
Liv: How do I know you didn't call her from a landline?

Major: You promised you'd fight it.
Liv: I tried, and I lost.

Liv: Can I have my hand back now?
Ravi: Die with the con, Liv.

Ravi: I just had a thought. What if you have a vision of having sex with Clive? You might see his 'O' face!
Liv: Really? That's where your mind goes?
Ravi: I bet it's super angry.

I've got the brains, we've both got the looks. Let's make money!

Vaughn

Liv: Love is only a delay of death. Tragedy waiting in the wings.
Blaine: You're bumming me out, man.

iZombie Season 2 Quotes

Oh, the humanity.

Liv

Liv: Have you noticed that Finale Hope hates me?
Ravi: Her name is New Hope, not Final Hope. You know this. If I wanted to give her a depressing name, I would have gone with Phantom Menace.