Ravi: What you got going on there?
Major: It's a sex fort.

This is nice. Can we make this a weekly thing or?

Blaine

Liv: You wanna come over later?
Justin: Yes, ma'am. Yes, I do.
Liv: You can pull a bunch of buckshots out of my back.
Justin: Ohh. Kinky.

I wanted to take them alive. They wanted to go out like Butch and Sundance.

Chase

Blaine: Hey, my rage wore off. I need you to zap me so I can tear down this gate.
Liv: With pleasure.
Ravi: Liv, please. Can I?

They're killing machines you dumb sonuvabitch. Those things killed my brother. They'll kill us all!

Harley

You boys get the night off from boning your cousins?

Don E

Hey, is Peyton around? Kidding. Nice PJ's. You wanna go kick some ass?

Blaine

Liv: I was so haunted by the way that you died that I tried to push you out of my mind completely. I've been diving into all these brains at least in part so I don't have to live inside my own head and face the grief of losing you.
Drake: Alright. I'm feeling a little better.
Liv: Which means so am I. This is goodbye. Let's make it good.

A bit much for Netflix and Chill don't ya think?

Drake

Mr. Boss: I shot you. I slit your throat, we buried you.
Blaine: Mmhmm, and yet here I am.
Mr. Boss: How the hell are you still alive?
Blaine: Well, I'm eating a human brain, so that makes me a...
Mr. Boss: Cannibal?
Blaine: Technically, I suppose, but that's not the answer I'm looking for.I'm eating a human brain. I'm indestructible, therefore I am a...
Mr. Boss: Serial killer?
Blaine: Again. Technically. I'm here. I'm a zombie. Get used to it.

Peyton: I'm interested in hearing more about these mutant powers. Did she know martial arts?
Jin: Damn right she did, she was skilled.
Peyton: She's a mutant ninja. Uh did she have a round shell? Hankering for pizza?

iZombie Season 3 Quotes

I propose that from this day forward no big secrets between the five of us.

Liv

Ravi: Unreciprocated. You didn't get that down
Agent: Only because I can't spell it.