It reeks of sex in here.

Drake

Shawna: Oh boo. I thought you were food.
Liv: Nope, not food, I'm Liv. And you are?
Shawna: Shawna, Major's...let's just say, friend.
Liv [mutters under breath]: Maybe you're food.

You know what? I'm real tired of getting shot.

Blaine

Liv: So, what do we do now?
Drake: Anybody got a pottery wheel?

Bow chicka bow-wow....what do you think this guy benches?

Drake

Clive: Vision.
Peyton: Yep
Clive: Long one.
Peyton: Blue Juice brain.
Clive: Got it.

Drake: I'll make it easy for you, cause of death: single bullet to the head.

I used to think being ghosted was a rude way to end a relationship. But I'd much prefer the millennial way of doing things to an old-timey-style hunting. Because this whole "ghosts-of-boyfriends-I-shot-in-the-head" thing? Really not working for me. There's gotta be another brain no one's doing anything with around here.

Liv [voiceover]

Liv: I'm sorry, you must be freaked out.
Peyton: Oh, watching my zombie roommate talk to a ghost? That's just what I call a Tuesday.

You think this thing has been around since WWII? Maybe zombies live forever. Like vampires.

zombie truther

It's like corrupt government officials in Bangladesh aren't even trying to make money.

Blaine

Peyton: What if I can make you a better offer?
Liv: I don't want you to be insulted and don't think I haven't considered it, but I'm going to stick with men.

iZombie Season 3 Quotes

I propose that from this day forward no big secrets between the five of us.

Liv

Ravi: Unreciprocated. You didn't get that down
Agent: Only because I can't spell it.