You know what? This is too good. I got to see it again. Instant replay style in slo-mo. Notice the lip snarl of panic and rage, the raised eyebrows, the bulging eyes. Yes Rafael, you are the poor sucker.

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Bachelorette Jane: I'm just so confused. I mean, when I was with Michael I can see myself with him, but then when I was with Rafael...
Jane: What are you doing?
Bachelorette Jane: A confessional. So I can work out my feelings. I mean, we have to decide who to give the final rose to, and who to say goodbye to.

OMG! What are your doing? Just give him the rose and marry him, and have sex with him forever and ever!

Bachelorette Jane

Jane: Are you ready? Because you weren't when I was pregnant.
Michael: Come on, it was pretty shocking. We were engaged. It wasn't mine.
Jane: I know.
Michael: But it's not some theoretical baby anymore. It's Mateo. So yeah, I'm in.

Xo: Maybe just do something simple. Go to lunch. Have one of your boyfriends take you.
Jane: Okay, stop with that.
Xo: I can't. It's like an episode of The Bachelorette out there.

Jane the Virgin Season 2 Episode 2 Quotes

Jane: Are you ready? Because you weren't when I was pregnant.
Michael: Come on, it was pretty shocking. We were engaged. It wasn't mine.
Jane: I know.
Michael: But it's not some theoretical baby anymore. It's Mateo. So yeah, I'm in.

Xo: Maybe just do something simple. Go to lunch. Have one of your boyfriends take you.
Jane: Okay, stop with that.
Xo: I can't. It's like an episode of The Bachelorette out there.