Jane the Virgin
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on The CWJane the Virgin Quotes
Rafael: Oh Petra, honestly, back off. I'm not in the mood. I'm tired.
Petra: You're tired? I'm full term with twins.
Michael: Are you breaking up with me now?
Jane: Never! No! I'm just saying I don't want to go back because we're better now, and I want you to know that you are absolutely who I want, and I'm not going anywhere.
Suck it up, and push those babies out.
Petra: Where's that book signing? We're going to get her to admit it.
Jane: You want to help me?
Petra: Okay, don't make it into a thing alright. I'm overdue with twins. I'm looking to yell at someone.
Xo: I did not sleep around, mom. Do not make me feel like a slut.
Alba: I'm not.
Xo: You are, like you always have, and I am not. I am just a normal woman who enjoys having sex, and you have made me feel like crap about it my entire life, and that's why I'm so pissed!
Jane was ready. The time was right. What were they waiting for? And so they finally had sex. Lots and lots of sex. Just kidding! Geez, why are you all so obsessed with that anyway?
Narrator
I'm guessing Jane rejected you, in some way, so now you're here. I'm not a second class citizen, Raf, but I'm not a second choice either.
Petra
The bromance is coming back!
Rogelio
Rafael: Fine, let's all have lunch!
Jane: Great, I look forward to it!
Narrator: Spoiler alert, I don't believe them.
Xo: We decided to be mature about this.
Rogelio: Exactly, like my good friends Gweny and Chris, who have chosen to consciously uncouple.
Xo: But we're not calling it that.
Rogelio: Oh yes, we definitely are.
Michael: Tell me it's not too late.
Narrator: Like I said, some moments can't be romanticized.
Michael: Don't think, just tell me do you still love me?
Narrator: Because they're just that perfect.
Jane: Yes.
And just because I had sex before I met your grandfather doesn't mean you'll regret it, like I did.
Alba
