Alba: So what makes Jane a good mother?
Xo: Lists.
Rafael: So many lists.
Rogelio: Like a lot of lists.
Michael: What? There's a lot to organize.
Xo: But really, it's how much she loves.
Alba: Love.
Rogelio: Love.
Michael; I know it sounds cheesy, but love.
Rogelio: And superb genes.

How huge was it exactly? The most huge or second hugest?

Narrator

Michael: This feel a little weird to you?
Rafael: Wait until Father's Day.

Dina is seeing me only as a sex object, and I have to prove to her that I'm more than just oceans of charisma. I refuse to be objectified.

Rogelio

Jane: Ricardo has a twin brother?
Narrator: Don't act so surprised Jane. It's a well-worn trope of a genre.
Xo: I did not see that coming.
Narrator: But it still works every time.

We have a complicated history which mostly involves me being horrible and Jane being a perfect human being, and sometimes it just gets to be too much.

Petra

Awe, isn't this nice? Things are so good. Alas, knowing telenovela structures as I do, I'm a little worried.

Narrator

Now I can accept that I'm just not one of those maternal moms, and I'm fine with that. They're cute in small doses.

Petra

Dina's a writer. She wears hoodies and jeans. She's not nearly glamorous, charismatic, or TMZ-able enough for me to be with.

Rogelio

Jane: Who knew there was this crazy business helping people with their college essays? Are you kidding me? That's like a fun Saturday.
Narrator: Only for you Jane. Only for you.

Rafael: I really think as long as we both prioritize Mateo then we'll be fine.
Jane: I totally agree.

Narrator: And friends, that's when Mateo said his first word.
Mateo: Dada.
Narrator: Unfortunately, he said it to the wrong man.

Jane the Virgin Season 2 Quotes

I'll say this, the girl's got spunk.

Narrator

Rafael: Wait, what? You just gave birth.
Jane: Yeah, exactly. I'm his mother, and I have to feed him in 92 minutes, so I'm not just going to sit here and wait. I'm going. End of story. I'm just going to need a hand out of bed. Grab those wipes, and grab that burp cloth. Oh, and I need pants. Hey, can you grab me that bag of, um, adult diapers. Alright, let's go!