Rogelio: Are you okay?
Liliana: Oh, I'm terrified. I moved in with your father right out of my parents' house. I have never been alone.
Rogelio: You're not alone, mom. You're not. I promise.

Everybody knows how gay-friendly I am. Please, I was on the cover of "Out" magazine, in an issue that also featured my very suggestive editorial spread with Neil Patrick Harris.

Rogelio

We were in a pretty serious bromance.

Rogelio

Petra: Do you hate me?
Rafael: No, if anything I think I finally understand you and everything that's been going on.

Magda: Petra, it's done.
Petra: No it's not. I can still see the blood.
Narrator: Easy there, Lady Macbeth.

Santa: Ho. Ho. Ho. No fighting at the north pole.
Jane: Stay out of this, Santa.

Petra: Maybe we could get together and eat. You know what, forget it.
Jane: No, how about tomorrow at noon?
Petra: Yes, perfect. I'll, um, pencil that in. So long, Jane.
Jane: I think Petra just asked me on a date.

You told me to fight for you. You told me to fight for our family, and I was. I was fighting for us.

Rafael

Jane: Who's my best boy? Yes, you are. Yes, you are.
Narrator: Can we stop that? Yes, we can. Yes, we can.

Well it is Black Friday, and 'tis the season for more drama.

Narrator

Rafael: As cranky and stinky and mean as you were...
Jane: I hope this story has a point.
Rafael: I realized that I would still rather be with you at your worst.

Petra: I don't feel prepared.
Jane: Yeah, well you never really are. You know, it's a hard balance. It's kind of like you learn on the job, and just when you think you've figured it out, something changes, and then you have to do everything different. You'll be okay.

Jane the Virgin Season 2 Quotes

I'll say this, the girl's got spunk.

Narrator

Rafael: Wait, what? You just gave birth.
Jane: Yeah, exactly. I'm his mother, and I have to feed him in 92 minutes, so I'm not just going to sit here and wait. I'm going. End of story. I'm just going to need a hand out of bed. Grab those wipes, and grab that burp cloth. Oh, and I need pants. Hey, can you grab me that bag of, um, adult diapers. Alright, let's go!