Jane the Virgin
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on The CWJane the Virgin Season 2 Quotes
My boob has the flu, and it feels like glass shards are shooting out when I pump.
So I'm failing at being a writer and a mom.
Rafael: Twins?
Narrator: For those of you keeping track at home, that's now three children for Rafael, and zero sex.
We happen to be in a little bit of a feud. A big feud actually! I don't know why I'm downplaying it. I'm done protecting Britney Spears!
Rogelio
I kind of care about you Petra, in that I don't want you to marry a psycho kind of way.
Britney Spears: Wait, are you still mad about that teleprompter accident?
Rogelio: It wasn't an accident. It was premeditated, and you were the premeditator.
Rafael: Is this about money?
Petra: No, this is about the fact that we've worked through our issues.
Jane: Like the fact that he threw acid at your mother?
Petra: You met my mother, Jane. Clearly you can understand the urge.
Rogelio, everyone knows you're an EP. But they don’t know all the things you admitted to become an OT III.
Luciana
I know that he has changed a lot in the last three weeks, but you know what, I have too because everything revolves around him. I mean, that's why I can't choose who I want to be with because I don't even recognize myself anymore.
Michael: You okay?
Petra: Just a little nauseous.
Michael: Yeah, probably karma.
Fitness Instructor: You look amazing. What's your secret?
Lina: Birth control.
I know you must be freaking out over this news about Petra, but I do have some experience with the whole surprise pregnancy via insemination scenario, and when it happened with you, well I pretty much did everything wrong. I guess I just tried to ignore it, instead of embracing it. So that's my advice to you. There's a baby coming. Whatever that means to you, embrace it.
Michael
