Jersey Shore Quotes
I'm not drinking for the rest of my life, until tonight.
Pauly D
So I'm now coming up with a new plan, whenever a girl leaves the house, I'm gonna hug her and pat her down at the same exact time.
Pauly D
I feel like the girl probably took Pauly's chain so the next day she could come back again and try and smash ... I would do that.
Snooki
This is what I get for going into the nasty a$$ smush room, I'll never go into the smush room again.
Pauly D
I see my diamond chain glistening in the sun looking all perfect and I'm like thank god.
Pauly D
I'm thinking like, the girl you brought home last night stole your chain, obvi. She probably stuffed it in her a$$ crack.
Snooki
[to dispatcher] I don't have an hour ... she's going to die.
Pauly D
I don't know if this girl wants to hang around, but I definitely don't want her to hang around.
Pauly D
Smush was good but, it's time for Shantel to leave and I gotta call her a cab.
Pauly D
Shantel, I'm gonna lay you on the bed and ... do you.
Pauly D
I'm leaving with no girl, I was getting pissed and I was like wow, this might happen right now. It was almost like Joe Montana, 20 seconds left in the fourth quarter, I throw the pass ... Paula catches it.
Mike
Shantel is like the definition of DTF, she's so DTF right now it's like not even funny.
Pauly D
