Jersey Shore Season 1 Quotes
There's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel. Can't leave without my gel.
Pauly D
I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle. It's being Italian, it's representing, family, friends, tanning, gel ... everything.
Pauly D
Yes, I had sex. Like, hello, you're gonna have sex if you're into somebody. It's natural.
Sammi
I didn't even know what was going on in my head ... I'm like 'I'm gonna f*%kin' knock a bitch up!'
Sammi
Next thing you know, the grill is legit burnt. Smoke. Like flames.
Sammi
You only learn, you grow, you move on, you have to push through every situation that you're in.
Sammi
If you're not a guido then you can get the f*ck outta my face.
Sammi
A guidette is somebody who knows how to club it up, takes really good care of themselves, has pretty hair, cakes on makeup, has tanned skin, wears the hottest heals, pretty much they know how to own it and rock it.
Sammi
Your #1 mission is to go out and find the hottest guido and take him home.
Sammi
I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet, but do not f*ck with me.
Sammi
Saturday night, I'm going to Headliners. I'm looking to have more of a classy night tonight.
Vinny
When I hear the music, I start fist-pumping, I start dancing, I'm pulling girls on stage and now... Vinny came out to play baby.
Vinny
