I know how to handle the hillbilly.

Wynn

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• Added: January 28, 2015

I've learned to think without arguing with myself.

Boyd

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• Added: January 28, 2015

Either we’re together, or we’re not. Either I’m part of what you’re doing, or I’m not.

Ava

• Permalink: Either we’re together, or we’re not. Either I’m part of what you’re doing, or I’m not.
• Added: January 28, 2015

Peacock?

Ty

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• Added: January 28, 2015

Son, are you real smart or real stupid?

Raylan

• Permalink: Son, are you real smart or real stupid?
• Added: January 28, 2015

Only the truth will set you free.

Raylan

• Permalink: Only the truth will set you free.
• Added: January 28, 2015

So, that is your daughter. I thought it was a random Internet baby.

Tim

• Permalink: So, that is your daughter. I thought it was a random Internet baby.
• Added: January 28, 2015

When I hit you it comes hard, it comes fast, like a Choo Choo train.

Choo Choo

• Permalink: I hit hard like a Choo-Choo train.
• Added: January 28, 2015

Good things happen to those who wait for stupid.

Raylan

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• Added: January 20, 2015

Raylan: Dewey once told me he worked at Disney World as Goofy skiing in a water show.
Tim: Well sometimes people peak too early.

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• Added: January 20, 2015

Tim: 1,000 feet?
Raylan: I'm pretty sure that's just a figure of speech.

• Permalink: I'm pretty sure that's just a figure of speech.
• Added: January 20, 2015

Forgive me if I ain't the run of the mill tater tot whose eyes go all pin-wheel at a briefcase full of stolen money.

Raylan

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• Added: January 20, 2015