I know how to handle the hillbilly.


I've learned to think without arguing with myself.


Either we’re together, or we’re not. Either I’m part of what you’re doing, or I’m not.



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Son, are you real smart or real stupid?


Only the truth will set you free.


So, that is your daughter. I thought it was a random Internet baby.


When I hit you it comes hard, it comes fast, like a Choo Choo train.

Choo Choo

Good things happen to those who wait for stupid.


Raylan: Dewey once told me he worked at Disney World as Goofy skiing in a water show.
Tim: Well sometimes people peak too early.

Tim: 1,000 feet?
Raylan: I'm pretty sure that's just a figure of speech.

Forgive me if I ain't the run of the mill tater tot whose eyes go all pin-wheel at a briefcase full of stolen money.


Justified Quotes

You ever hear of the saying "you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."


Raylan: If you're going to talk, I'll put you in the trunk and drive myself.
Dewey: I can't drive handcuffed to the damned steering wheel!
Raylan: You'll get the hang of it.