What a pussy!


Jack: Like it there?
Kendal: Hate it here.

Guy threw his leg out the window, jumped out, and then slid down a light pole, and then gave me the bird! Come on! I love this guy. Let me catch him.


It wasn't Barkley, and I can tell you that for a fact.


The reason you're able to black mail me is because of things I do...things you've witnessed me do.


I've accused of being a lot of things...inarticulate ain't one of them.


Art: I'm gonna give you 10 seconds to leave, and then, I'm gonna shoot you.
Duffy: FYI, that's kind of a thing with these Marshals.

Elias: You know why I'm here.
Picker: Because you're a boot licking errand boy?

Jesus, that machine hooked up to the septic.


Death will not be the end of your suffering.


A small town never forgets.


Danny: I'm his roommate now that I've landed.
Raylan: That's a sitcom I'd pay to see.

Justified Quotes

You ever hear of the saying "you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."


Raylan: If you're going to talk, I'll put you in the trunk and drive myself.
Dewey: I can't drive handcuffed to the damned steering wheel!
Raylan: You'll get the hang of it.