I'm like the fucking Easter bunny. I'm full of eggs.

Khloe

Are you guys pinballers?

Kourtney

I faked tried... when I was doing my fertility treatments, it was more so for Lamar.

Khloe

Kim: I wasn't sure if you would mind if I borrowed Khloe's womb for a good year.
Tristan: It's up to KoKo, whatever she wants to do.

I would have to tell him, 'I'm pregnant, and it isn't yours. But it isn't mine either!'

Khloe

So you want me to go ahead, get fat, have your baby and give it back to you.

Khloe

Jeez my app is about chocolate chip cookie recipes.

Kourtney