Ann: Lucille has been ruining my life since we were kids. And now she's hired this low rent gigolo to rip me off!
Kevin: Low rent?

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The worst people sometimes are the ones who need the most kindness. Everyone deserves a chance to be better, Kevin. You got one.

Yvette

Yvette: So you only help people who deserve it?
Kevin: Yeah.
Yvette: And you get to judge who's most deserving?
Kevin: Fine with that.

Do you have the term "dead to me" where you're from? Because she is that. I am done with Lucille.

What are the odds Lucille ditched a body in here?

Reese: Your seat just came of the car. How did that happen?
Kevin: Physics. It was probably, um, physics.

You don't make protecting you easy.

Yvette [to Kevin]

Well the thing is, um, he called me before he did it. He called me. I saw his number on the phone and I didn't answer.

Amy [to Nate]

Kevin: I'm supposed to break up this marriage, aren't I?
Yvette: Yeah. That sounds like the universe I know.
Kevin: I didn't sign up for this.
Yvette: You didn't sign up.

Not an angel. I believe in what's right. And if a lie is told for a just cause then it's justified. You are on a mission to bring balance to the universe. If that isn't a good cause, then I don't know what is.

Yvette

Dr. Sloan, always a pleasure. Amy, you're a nightmare person.

Kevin: Ah, I needed this. Planning a wedding for two good people? This is the reason I signed up for this job.
Yvette: You didn't sign up.

Kevin (Probably) Saves the World Quotes

Reese: Why are you even here?
Kevin: Your mom insisted.
Reese: Because you tried to kill yourself.
Kevin: Yup. Didn't take.

Do not be afraid. You have been chosen. Kevin?

Yvette