Killing Eve
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Blech. Get a room.
Villanelle
Niko: What do you want?
Villanelle: I want the recipe to your shepherd's pie.
Niko: What?
Villanelle: The thing with the potatoes and the gray meat.
Niko: I know what shepherd's pie is.
Villanelle: Eve likes it. So? Come on!
Niko: Um. Uh. Onions. Carrots. Peas. Mince. Uh, tomato puree, stock, and some Worchester sauce.
Villanelle: Worchester sauce! OK. Worchester sauce. See? That wasn't so hard, was it?
Niko: Are you going to leave us alone now?
Villanelle: Of course not. Why don't you sit down?
Konstantin: The safe word is "gentleman." I didn't choose it.
Villanelle: Why do I need a safe word?
Konstantin: Because you cannot just kill your way out of this.
Villanelle: How would I even get "gentleman" into a sentence?
Rome is crucial, Eve. She mustn't kill Aaron. I mean it. I hate to be strict, but she really mustn't kill anyone.
Carolyn
[to Villanelle's voice mail] Hi. It's Eve. Just... send me a text when you're finished, or otherwise, I'll worry that you've been murdered or something. [pause] Hi Villanelle, just checking in to make sure everything is OK with Aaron. I, I'm sure it is, it's just, you know, so I know. I'm sure you're fine.
Don't be jealous. I'm not with them when I'm with them.
Villanelle
Martin: You know, when people come to see me to talk about someone else, they almost always want to talk about themselves. So.
Eve: I'm here for work.
Martin: Of course! How much of the day do you spend thinking about her?
Eve: Most of it.
Martin: Are you two in a relationship?
Eve: Define relationship.
Martin: Are you having sex?
Eve: No.
Martin: How are things at home?
Eve: My husband left me.
Martin: Are you behaving differently doing things that you normally wouldn't?
Eve: Yes.
Martin: Do you feel unsafe?
Eve: [whispers] Yes.
Martin: How else do you feel right now?
Eve: I feel wide awake.
Villanelle: You don't want to talk to them, touch them, sleep with them?
Aaron: God no. Do you?
Villanelle: Yeah. I do. All the time.
I won't need money. Aaron wants to buy everything for me. Maybe we're soulmates.
Villanelle
You should let yourself go once in a while. I can help you.
Villanelle
Let Villanelle know that the safe word is Gentleman. We're running out of good safe words.
Carolyn
Uhh, you're not yelling, but it feels like you're yelling.
Konstantin
