Life is just a series of trade-offs, Kenny.

Carolyn

You really shouldn't leave your front door open, considering the amount of people that tried to kill you.

Kenny

Kenny: Are you still in touch with, uh...
Eve: Oh, no. I'm totally done with her, done with that. End of story.
Kenny: I was gonna say Niko.

When I think about my ex today, I realize I am so much happier, now that she's dead.

Villanelle

This is my special day!

Villanelle

Dasha: Your work was always so inventive and fresh. Almost as good as mine.
Villanelle: Better than yours.

I got you a coffee, Mrs. Robinson.

Hugo

Eve: Oh my god, you're alive.
Hugo: I played dead. It's a hero's technique.
Eve: Villanelle used the safe word!
Hugo: It's a bit late for that.

Villanelle: You're ruining the moment.
Eve: What do you think is happening here?
Villanelle: What? I think we...
Eve: You think we'd be what? Become Bonnie and Clyde? Just go on a killing spree, cut a few throats?
Villanelle: Stop it.
Eve: You want me to be a mess. You want me to be scared! But I'm like you now. Not afraid of anything. This is what you wanted.
Villanelle: This is what YOU wanted! This is what you wanted. [Eve backs away] No, Eve. Why are you being like this? You love me.

Villanelle: I love you.
Eve: You don't understand what that is.
Villanelle: Yes, I do. You're mine.
Eve: No.
Villanelle: Yes, you are! YOU'RE MINE! Eve?? I thought you were special.
Eve: Sorry to disappoint.

After today, people will be angry. But we can take care of ourselves.

Villanelle

Eve: When this is over, I'm going to find Kenny and tell him everything you've done.
Carolyn: He already knows. He's part of the cleanup operation.

Killing Eve Quotes

Does anyone in the department speak heroin Polish? No, I'm serious.

Eve

OK. Thanks for giving us your Saturday. It turns out people are still murderous bastards on a Sunday.

Boss