Eve: What happened to your room?
Carolyn: What do you mean?

Villanelle: Did you have a party or something?
Eve: I have lost two jobs, a husband, and a best friend because of you.
Villanelle: Yeah, but you got some really nice clothes out of it, so...

Konstantin: Villanelle. Don't break my heart.
Villanelle: Don't break mine. [looks at Eve] You either. [to Konstantin] Who's your favorite?
Konstantin: What:
Villanelle: Me or her [Irina]? It's me, huh, a little bit?

Carolyn: Do you want a cheese puff?
Kenny: Did you bring them with you?
Carolyn: Always.
Kenny: Are they the normal flavor?
Carolyn: Well, there's only one cheese puff flavor.
Kenny. Oh. OK. No thanks.

My understanding of solitary confinement is that it is solitary.


I am going to skin your family alive!!!


Eve: This isn't a few letters, Anna, this is...
Anna: She had a fixation.
Eve: Was it reciprocated?

So, here is the big news for you, dear. I will be taking over for Konstantin in this relationship.


Kenny: Are we leaving?
Eve: Of course we're not leaving.
Kenny: Good. You need to see these [holds up letters].

Anton: Now. Do you have any questions?
Villanelle: Are you always like this?
Anton: Like what?
Villanelle: [shoots him between the eyes]

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Villanelle: Why do they want me to kill you?
Konstantin: They wanted me to keep you in prison. I was trying to help the prison get you out and they found out.
Villanelle: Why did they want me in there? I am amazing.

Eve: I'm sorry I don't like your boyfriends.
Carolyn: And I'm sorry you don't like your husband.
Eve: What?!

Killing Eve Quotes

Does anyone in the department speak heroin Polish? No, I'm serious.


OK. Thanks for giving us your Saturday. It turns out people are still murderous bastards on a Sunday.