Take me to the hole!!!

Villanelle

Elena: So wait, are we calling Villanelle Oksana now?
Eve: It's her real name.

Do you want me to hold back your cape a little bit so you can go down on yourself a bit more?! You're not saving the world, honey bunch, you're getting off by sniffing out a psycho!!

Niko

Carolyn, Well, I believe, rather extraordinarily, that we're on the same side here. Isn't that nice?

Eve: Another female operative broke into my house and attacked me.
Konstantin: What did she want?
Eve: Dinner.

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Eve: I'm sorry I don't like your boyfriends.
Carolyn: And I'm sorry you don't like your husband.
Eve: What?!

Frank: Please, please. I have a lot of money.
Villanelle: So do I.
Frank: I have children:
Villanelle: I don't want your children.
Frank: No, no. I have children to take care of.
Villanelle: [laughs lightly] This will give them something to bond over.

Guard: He says he's feeling to weak to talk. Do you want me to drag him in here by his armpits?
Carolyn: No. I know exactly what he needs. [to Eve] I'm so sorry you have to see this.

Frank: There is a pattern, a sequence to these kills. They're destabilizing from the ground up.
Eve: To what end?
Frank: Chaos.

I JUST WANT TO HAVE DINNER WITH YOU!! OK? Ok.

Villanelle

Eve: Why are you here?
Villanelle: Did you make this?
Eve: No.
Villanelle: Your husband? He has an excellent mustache.

Eve: I know you are a psychopath.
Villanelle: You should never call a psychopath a psychopath. It upsets them.
Eve: Are you upset?