You're not even crying because of her! You're crying because you feel stupid. You were stupid.

And if we're both being honest, I deserve more. More than that. More than you.

Niko

Life is just a series of trade-offs, Kenny.

Carolyn

Kenny: Are you still in touch with, uh...
Eve: Oh, no. I'm totally done with her, done with that. End of story.
Kenny: I was gonna say Niko.

You really shouldn't leave your front door open, considering the amount of people that tried to kill you.

Kenny

Dasha: Your work was always so inventive and fresh. Almost as good as mine.
Villanelle: Better than yours.

When I think about my ex today, I realize I am so much happier, now that she's dead.

Villanelle