
Killjoys
Fridays 10:00 PM on SyFyKilljoys Season 3 Episode 1: "Boondoggie" Quotes
This better be worth the chafing.
Pree [while running]
Hullen: We're coming for you.
Pree: Well, aren't you full of shit and sunshine?
D'avin: Now can I poke him?
Remember when we used to just catch bad guys? Yeah, that was fun.
D'avin [to Dutch]
Whoa, Assassin Barbie! This is your response to our new overlords, murder?
Turin [to Dutch]
Don't take your haircut out on me.
D;avin [to Turin]
Dutch: Head butt?
D'avin: They're really in right now.
Pippin: I can't feel my chakras.
Dutch: His what?
D'avin: His balls.
Dutch: Keep your chakras in your pants.
She named her arm? Wow. Someone needs a puppy.
Ollie [to Johnny]
You're a shitty negotiator.
Johnny [to Ollie]
It's my body, it's my choice. Besides, it's not every day a boy gets to live out his cyborg dreams.
Johnny
You remind me of him, my other partner. If you take away all his courage and half his intelligence.
Dutch [to Pippin]
Turin: How are you two with intense heat and unnecessary nudity?
D'avin: Pretty good, actually.