How you top your salad is between you and Pip. OK, we need to work on your dirty-joke game. That would have killed with Johhny.

Dutch [to Zephyr]

John: This is a very important question: dark boots or the slightly dark boots?
Dutch: This is an extraction, Johnny, not popping down to Telen for a home-cooked meal and fresh laundry.

We had to stop aging you at teenager.

D'avin [to Jaq]

Jaq: Who is it? Hullen? More assassins?
D'avin: Worse. It's your grandfather.

Hullen and supercharged silica. There's no place like home.

John [to Dutch]

Marris: Things were a little tight. Fixed income, drinking problem.
D'avin: That wasn't your money.

Dutch: Zeph, do you really want to be talking about boys right now?
Zephyr: Oh, Gods, no. Nope. I'd rather drink my own zik.

Marris: What kind of shit have you boys tracked onto my rug?
John: What are you going to do, ground us?
D'avin: Good one.

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So, best family reunion ever?

John

A bounty hunter? Bullshit.

Marris [to John]

John: You have no idea what I do.
Marris: You fly around drinking and getting into trouble.
John: No. Well, sometimes.

Charlie: The Jaqobis brothers back on Telen. Gods help us all.
John: We're also available for bachelorettes and birthdays.
Charlie: Ever the smart-ass.
John: Well, stick with your brand.

Killjoys Season 4 Episode 8 Quotes

Jaq: There's sand in my boots.
D'avin: That's silica dust.
Jaq: There's silica in my boots.

John: This is a very important question: dark boots or the slightly dark boots?
Dutch: This is an extraction, Johnny, not popping down to Telen for a home-cooked meal and fresh laundry.