
Killjoys
Fridays 10:00 PM on SyFyKilljoys Season 4 Episode 8: "It Takes a Pillage" Quotes
How you top your salad is between you and Pip. OK, we need to work on your dirty-joke game. That would have killed with Johhny.
Dutch [to Zephyr]
John: This is a very important question: dark boots or the slightly dark boots?
Dutch: This is an extraction, Johnny, not popping down to Telen for a home-cooked meal and fresh laundry.
We had to stop aging you at teenager.
D'avin [to Jaq]
Jaq: Who is it? Hullen? More assassins?
D'avin: Worse. It's your grandfather.
Hullen and supercharged silica. There's no place like home.
John [to Dutch]
Marris: Things were a little tight. Fixed income, drinking problem.
D'avin: That wasn't your money.
Dutch: Zeph, do you really want to be talking about boys right now?
Zephyr: Oh, Gods, no. Nope. I'd rather drink my own zik.
Marris: What kind of shit have you boys tracked onto my rug?
John: What are you going to do, ground us?
D'avin: Good one.
So, best family reunion ever?
John
A bounty hunter? Bullshit.
Marris [to John]
John: You have no idea what I do.
Marris: You fly around drinking and getting into trouble.
John: No. Well, sometimes.
Charlie: The Jaqobis brothers back on Telen. Gods help us all.
John: We're also available for bachelorettes and birthdays.
Charlie: Ever the smart-ass.
John: Well, stick with your brand.