Killjoys
Fridays 10:00 PM on SyFyKilljoys Season 5 Episode 1: "Run, Yala, Run" Quotes
Johnny: You stole a Killjoy's gun?
Yala: He still owed us for the drink.
Johnny: My wife, ladies and gentleman. Putting the ass in sass.
Yala: You put the dick in cocky.
Yala: I don't serve kids. I'm broke but I'm not that broke.
D'av: Wow! Blue eyes and principles.
Johnny: Did you do something bad?
Yala: Maybe. Kind of. A lot.
I can do sex that would blow your tiny mind. I can do sex that would destroy you.
Zephyr [to soldier]
Johnny [to Yala]: Be good.
Johnny [to D'av]: Be fatter and less handsome.
Also, you are really beautiful up close. Do you even have pores?
Zephyr [to Dutch]
I think everyone on this moon is under some form of mass hypnosis.
Zephyr [to Dutch]
Zephyr: I just realized I'm not crazy.
Dutch: Zeph, you're the most irritatingly rational bitch I know.
Bye, new friend! Please come back. Because I have no friends and you're super hot.
Zephyr [to Dutch]
You come for my boy, you come through me.
Delle Sayeh
Yeah, I see what you see in [D'av]. That's straight sexy.
Johnny [to Dutch]
Delle Sayeh: How long?
Jaq: Almost done.
Delle Sayeh: You keep saying that. Casual warning: If I die, you're grounded.
Jaq: You keep saying that.
