Killjoys
Fridays 10:00 PM on SyFyKilljoys Season 5 Episode 3: "Three Killjoys And A Lady" Quotes
Always with the shitty tea. Why doesn't anyone offer me coffee?
Dutch
The Lady: Human bodies. So fragile.
Dutch: Alien bitches. So boring.
The Lady: I have you, I have your boys, I have Westerley. It's over.
Dutch: Then why am I still breathing?
My favorite boys.
Dutch [to D'avin and Johnny]
D'av: The company's been good.
Dutch: You mean when you were trying to hunt me down.
D'av: It's not my fault you still play hard to get.
Dutch: Think [D'av's] OK?
Johnny: Are any of us OK after what she did to us in Old Town?
Dutch: Shitballs!
Lucy: I'm also on fire in the engine room.
Dutch: Flaming shitballs!
Dutch: Maybe they found somewhere nice and maybe we can stay.
D'av: Wouldn't that be something? To raise Jaq on a planet where green is just a color and lady means woman, not mass-murdering alien.
D'av: Still don't trust me?
Dutch: Weird quirk. I don't trust anyone who points guns at me.
Seriously? His [D'av's] pillow's bigger and that's just not true.
Johnny
Never try out for community theater, you two.
Johnny [to Dutch and D'av]
Lucy: Thank you for riding shotgun with me.
Johnny: Always and forever.
Lucy: Goodbye, thief.
Johnny: Goodbye, ship.
