Killjoys
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John: Sex, drugs, meds and tech; everything illegal and freaky in the Quad is for sale in Utopia.
D'avin: So the doctor deals here?
Grayson: Yeah, we all call her Dr. Bliss. She sells a memory mod treatment. Really bad ass stuff.
Grayson: Why are you in my room?
D'avin: I think the doctor who messed you up did the same thing to me. Do you remember where she treated you?
Grayson: That bitch is the one thing that I can't forget.
Dutch: How do we find her?
Grayson: I'll take you right to her, as long as you take me with you.
Dr. Jaeger: Perfection is a process. Our mandate was to turn soldiers against there own forces and I assure you we succeeded. If it makes you feel any better, it was only meant to be a proof of concept demonstration; no casualties.
Dutch: Yeah, what went wrong?
Dr. Jaeger: We underestimated your friend's determination to kill. Cost me my job. Your soldier friend almost tracked me down once before on our home world. My deal with The Company included placing a kill warrant on him in case he followed me to the Quad.
Dutch: That was you.
Dr. Jaeger: And now they've let me hang out to dry.
Pawter: I'll give you Grayson's location. I hope your team can use him to find Jaeger.
D'avin: Where is he?
Pawter: Somewhere I sincerely hope you don't end up.
Big Joe: I don't want you caught up in this.
Dutch: In what? This can't be how you end your career. Legendary Killjoy, caught and caged like some kind of animal.
Big Joe: How do you think it ends Dutch? You think they throw us a parade when they take back our badges? They don't, the RAC uses us up and then they toss us aside when they're done with us. The only reason our beloved brotherhood is interested in my ancient ass at all, is because my name's on a warrant.
D'avin: Okay guys what the hell's a black warrant?
Dutch: Competitive warrant, top Killjoys only. Best team wins.
John: In other words, grab your shiniest toys and your biggest balls. You're about to meet the family.
Turin: The company is looking hard for this ship. If they find out the thief's a Killjoy, that's bad for all of us; especially Joe. We find him first. We find him fast. This is your warrant.
Group: The warrant is all.
Turin: Oh and as a little extra inventive, the Killjoy who brings him in gets ten thousand joy.
There are, six is an urban legend. Killjoys supposedly snatched up into some special training camp on Arkyn.
D'avin; Whoa whoa whoa I thought there were only five Killjoy levels. Dutch
John: We got you here, now you get us to Dutch.
D'avin: I spent the last two hours not punching him. I should have been punching him.
Fancy: I'm just messing with you man. This is the bloodhound.
John: How's it work?
Fancy: Automatic chemoreceptor, built it myself. Just needs something Dutch touched, underwear.. bra?
D'avin: Pervert.
Fancy Lee: So your brother, he got a thing going with Dutch yet?
John: That's none of my business.
Fancy Lee: It will be. Less than 5% of Killjoy teams are trios. 80% of those trios fail because somebody is screwing somebody else.
Dutch: Level 5 warrant... Joe?
Big Joe: Just do it fast.
Dutch: No.
Big Joe: Come on. I don't want to spend my last days as a target, please.
Dutch: No.
Big Joe: Do it Dutchie. Do it [shouting].
Dutch: No.
Fancy Lee: The warrant is all. Joe would have wanted it that way.
Dutch: Why can't you just leave me alone?
Khlyen: Because without me, you're becoming weak. Vulnerable.
