Law & Order: SVU
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Carisi: He's a suspect in a rape case and he had a camera? How did he not tell us this?
Bruno: Until the age of 25, the male prefrontal cortex is as useful as an electrified meatball.
Benson: Not exactly a confession.
Curry: No, but their Venn diagram is lookin' more and more like a sliced lemon.
Curry: Trying to bribe an IAB officer? That's asking for a suspension.
Benson: You'd be doing me a favor.
Curry: Reporting misconduct by the chief? Not for the faint of heart.
McGrath: What if it was Noah? What would you do?
Benson: I know what I wouldn't do. I wouldn''t go anywhere near the investigation.
Bruno: I don't want to victim blame but...
Fin: Are we sure she's telling us the truth?
Bruno: It's possible her biggest regret isn't that she had sex that night but that her father found out about it?
Shea: If you tell my parents I had a party, they'll be super pissed.
Benson: I don't care about the party. I'm here for one reason and one reason only. I want to make sure you're okay.
Benson: Am I even doing this right?
Therapist: Just follow my fingers and tell me how it feels.
Benson: It's... dizzying.
Fin: That vicarious trauma will get to you. Anything you need from me?
Benson: Not unless you have a psychology degree.
Ray: It would have been so easy to follow the list my wife gave me, instead of screwing up my life.
Fin: You were victimized. I know what happened to you wasn't easy to deal with.
Ray: I didn't want to see the lights of the city. I wanted to be one of them, at least for one night.
Well, they're idiots, but at least they're consistent.
Carisi
Suspect: Tess said I had a gun?
Carisi: Did you?
Suspect: No. I'm a Democrat.
Eileen: Do you think it's my fault?
Benson: It has been a long day. You must be exhausted.
Eileen: I can't sleep.
Benson: The most important thing right now is you take care of yourself.
