Law & Order: SVU
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Two hours of glad handling the brass. I am so ready to go home and put my feet up and watch TV.
Benson
Rollins: I have blue eyes.
Benson: Congratulations.
Rollins: Al has blue eyes. So Billy has blue eyes.
Benson: If I remember my high school biology correctly, it's called a recessive gene.
Rollins: Right. Now Zach and Rohan both have brown eyes. But Emerson has blue eyes.
Benson: Statistically speaking, the chances are he is not Rohan's son.
So two kids are kidnapped. One of them is dead. And we have a legal system that can't do anything about it? What the hell are we doing here?
Benson
Mrs. Mauer: Here's some Latin for you. Like father, like son. Maybe Emerson took after his old man.
Carisi: Did you just throw your son under the bus?
Emerson's Mom: This is harassment! I'm gonna sue you!
Fin: You wouldn't be the first.
I'm not letting some defense attorney tear her story to shreds. It's better she just forget the whole thing.
Jamie
Emmett: I didn't know you had company.
Carisi: We just want to talk to you a little bit about Bailey Shaw.
[Emmett runs. Carisi tackles him]
Carisi: I forgot to tell you, you're under arrest for kidnapping.
I needed money for tuition. I thought, I have plenty of eggs, why not make someone happy? I carried her for nine months, I sang to her and felt her kick, her blood is my blood.
Paige
Suspect: Get out of here!
Olivia: I've had a very bad day, sweetheart, and I'm not leaving without my Oreos. [searches pockets] I know I have some cash in here somewhere.
Suspect: It's on the house.
Olivia: That okay with you?
Store owner: Yes. I'm fine.
Olivia: That's a first.
Suspect: Now get out of here.
Olivia: Could I just get some aspirin?
Suspect: Okay, but then that's it. [Turns around to get aspirin. Turns back around and Olivia has pulled her gun on him]
Olivia: Drop the knife.
[Suspect runs. Olivia disarms him and knocks him over.]
Olivia: Looks like we're both having a bad day.
We're talking about a six-year-old girl who was grabbed in Central Park. Someone had to have seen something.
Benson
Bailey: Are you doctors too?
Benson: No, actually, we are police officers.
Bailey: I don't want to go to jail.
Benson: Oh no, honey, we just want to help. Can you tell us what happened?
Bailey: Daddy told me to wait for him but I went with the man anyway.
Gary: Good luck making that stick.
Benson: You don't know me very well, but I don't give up very easily, especially when someone hurts someone I care about.
