Lizzie: We have bigger drama. Josie and Landon are having sex tonight.
Hope: What?
Lizzie: There's a decade dance.
Hope: Okay, well that doesn't mean...
Lizzie: She asked me to find an excuse to stay with my dad.

Lizzie: Hope Andrea Mikaelson.
Hope: What?
Lizzie: It's official, I remember everything. When I woke up from that spell Josie blasted me with, you popped into my messed up brain like an acid flashback.
Hope: How? You are literally the only person on the planet who knows that I exist.

MG: Hey, hey!
Kaleb: What?
MG: Woah, woah, woah!
Kaleb: Can you see him?
Kaleb: All I see is a dude who can't respect boundaries.
Sebastian: I told you, no one else can see me.
[Sebastian slaps MG.]
MG: Boy!
Kaleb: MG, you're tripping.
MG: I know, I know, I know, but Lizzie, she met this new vampire.
Kaleb: Oh, yeah, Sebastian.
MG: Yeah.
Kaleb: She's been flapping her gums about him all over school.
MG: He isn't real, so I thought Lizzie was losing it, but now I am seeing him, so either I'm hallucinating, or...
[Sebastian flicks MG's ear.]
MG: Would you stop touching me?

Hope: It's a little dramatic, don't you think?
Alaric: Not as dramatic as the message Landon left me saying he had something urgent to discuss. Anything you wanna share?
Hope: Only that I'm pretty sure the monsters are after him this time.
Alaric: And you didn't think that that's something I should know?
Hope: More that I was afraid of what you were gonna say after that.
Alaric: Hope, you need to go back to the Salvatore School.
Hope: That was it.
Alaric: Not for your sake. For theirs. Maybe Landon isn't that important to you, but if Malivore wants him, you should go.
Hope: Okay, I'll take care of it, but from a distance.
Alaric: Okay, what am I missing here, Hope? Hmm. You told me the truth and everything worked out fine.
Hope: Not the whole truth. Landon and I, we were in love. Real love. Epic love, if that even exists.
Alaric: I can assure you it does.
Hope: Now he's with Josie, and they don't know what we were to each other. And I'm just afraid that if I tell them, she's gonna hate me forever. He's going to hate me or I'm going to hate myself because I made us all miserable, so I can't tell them. Not yet.

Josie: You shouldn't be surprised. You gave me that black magic spell, and because of it, I broke that kid's arm. And mine's not doing so hot either.
Vardemus: What did your father have to say about this?
Josie: I haven't had the chance to ask him yet.
Vardemus: That's understandable. He was busy starting brawls.
Josie: I'm pretty sure that was your fault too.

Mac: Sorry to interrupt.
Hope: That's okay, I was just leaving. I will see you at the pep rally?
Alaric: See you there. I hope you consider the transfer. I can put in a good word for you at the Salvatore School.

He's looking for a ghost monster type of thing. It possesses people and could be in anything ... or anyone.

Josie

Hell of a throw, Johnny Utah.

Landon

Josie: You're blitzing on first down.
Landon: Cool. What does that mean, exactly?
Josie: It means the second she snaps the ball, you yell Blitz, and you bury little Miss Milkshake.
Landon: That's aggressive.
Josie: You have a problem hitting her or something? She has no problem hitting on you.
Landon: Consider her blitzed.

Hope: Okay, alright guys. Let's do this.
Maya: Do what? You're the quarterback, Hope. You call the plays.
Hope: Everybody go long?
Maya: Works for me. Timberwolves on three?

Josie: Hey, how's Raf?
Landon: Adjusting.
Josie: That's more than I can say. I don't know why I'm acting like this. I feel like I don't know, something inside me is just off.
Landon: Sounds like we both had a day. You wanna go first, or should I?
Josie: After you left the game, I did something horrible. I hurt someone. I think I wanted to.
Landon: Whatever you did, it wouldn't have happened if I had just listened to you. You were right about Hope. The girl from the football game. She's definitely not who she said she is.
Josie: Who is she?
Landon: I was kind of hoping you would help me figure it out.

Lizzie: This is so lame, universe. I can't believe I got stood up by Milton Greasley. This is what I get for assuming that you'd send something ama-
[Lizzie notices Sebastian.]
Lizzie: Zing. Hello. You must be new.
Sebastian: What is this place?
Lizzie: Oh, this is the old mill. I mean, it's the only mill, but we also call it the old mill for some reason. I hope you're not here to chill. I mean, I don't care, either way. What's your name? I thought I knew all the incoming students.
Sebastian: Is this a school of some kind?
Lizzie: The Salvatore School, named after Damon and Stefan Salvatore, I guess. But that was like a long time ago, or whatever.
Sebastian: I see.
Lizzie: So, you're not a student.
Sebastian: No.
Lizzie: Okay, well then, who are you? Are you okay? Do you want to sit down?
Sebastian: No, no, I'm fine. You should, you should keep your distance.
Lizzie: I'm not going to hurt you.
Sebastian: That isn't what I'm afraid of. I'm sorry, I should go.
Lizzie: Wait, what's your name?
Sebastian: Sebastian.

Legacies Season 2 Quotes

Lizzie: Sorry, mom almost busted me.
Josie: You know, we can face chat like normal people.
Lizzie: We are not normal. And we need to keep our magic sharp this summer.
Josie: How's therapy going?
Lizzie: Fine. There is this sexy Swedish guy whose session is after me on Tuesdays. I think he's Swedish, maybe Polish. Anyway, it doesn't matter. He's hot and crazy and the language barrier will make it impossible for us to communicate. Just how I like it.
Josie: Should really work on that.
Lizzie: I'll add it to the list of broken pieces to glue together. What about you? Any hot summer dates.
Josie: Dad's been like my plus one ever since he got the master boot. I honestly think he's going through a midlife crisis.
Lizzie: Gross. Hair growth?
Josie: Bushy?
Lizzie: Weighty prospects?
Josie: Lacking.
Lizzie: Are you not having any fun at all? What about wee willy winkle?
Josie: Landon's been keeping to himself mostly. He's off with Raf.
Lizzie: So, ditch it all and come to Europe.
Josie: No, I don't want to leave dad alone. I think he's going to go out and buy a red car.
Lizzie: I thought we aspired to be less co-dependent?
Josie: We are. There's co-dependent and then there's leaving dad with his alarming mustache growth.

Josie: Mom didn't tell you anything else about this thing?
Lizzie: Only that it's called an ascendant. And you and I made it with Aunt Bonnie when we were 5.
Josie: Does it have anything to do with the merge?
Lizzie: I don't know. Mom keeps being cagey about it.