Lethal Weapon
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Riggs: You been sharpshooting lately?
Jack: I was trying to kill a coyote who was trespassing.
Riggs: You get him?
Jack: Slippery bastard got away.
It's just my past three decades as a cop haasn't been as interesting or action-packed as the last three days with Riggs.
Murtaugh
Murtaugh: My ribs are superb.
Riggs: Rog, I'm from Texas. C'mon. Don't embarass yourself.
Natasha, I give you my word. You and your child are going to be safe.
Riggs
Avery: Psychologically speaking, he's nuts, right?
Dr. Cahill: He's in a lot of pain. That's all I can say.
Dr. Cahill: Let me guess. Everybody got food poisoning.
Riggs: How'd you know?
Dr. Cahill: That's the plot of Airplane.
Riggs: It's a helluva film.
Scorsese: Wow. You two are like peaches and cream.
Murtaugh: More like Starsky and Hutch.
Scorsese: Which one's Starsky?
Riggs and Murtaugh (in unison): I am.
Trish: I like the man, but I'm wondering: is he the right partner for you?
Riggs: Why didn't you take the shot?
Murtaugh: Because he's driving a propane truck. I didn't want any collateral damage.
Riggs: And you want to be spicy salsa.
Avery: Do either of you have any idea what this number is?
Riggs: Uh, the number of words in the Book of Genesis?
Murtaugh: The number of cats in your apartment.
This kind of crazy takes years to develop.
Murtaugh
Riggs: I can't believe you shot me.
Murtaugh: I can't believe it took me so long.
