Lethal Weapon
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Surprise, surprise. Gangbangers suck at math.
Murtaugh
Ned: Hey this man is solid gold. You take care of him, understand?
Riggs: You can count on it.
Murtaugh: Kiss of death.
Ronnie: Martin, she wouldn't want you to be alone.
Riggs: Wasn't my first choice either, Ronnie.
Avery: He took a cattle prod for you?
Murtaugh: Yeah.
Avery: I wouldn't have done that for you.
Murtaugh: No.
Riggs' plan? That's funny.
Murtaugh
So, they send a sociopath with a penchant for machetes and cattle prods? So much for legalization lowering the crime rate.
Avery
Not to get too personal, but things are still pretty frisky between us.
Murtaugh
Well, I found the potheads.
Riggs
You know, for being new partners, you guys are pretty good together.
Ned
I was married to the job the first 20 years with Sarah. The next 20 were supposed to be ours. For us.
Ned
I'll hang it up when the bad guys do.
Murtaugh
Riggs: So, I woke up this morning with the TV on, and you know, there's one of those annoying commercials where couples are frolicking around, you know, overly happy, and it was difficult to watch.
Dr. Cahill: What'd you do?
Riggs: Shot the TV.
