Lethal Weapon
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Roger: If I'm going to be stuck with grumpy Riggs all day, I should at least know why.
Riggs: Molly kissed me yesterday.
Hell of a plot twist, Scorsese.
Riggs
You've missed my essence, Scorsese. Where's my roguish charm?
Murtaugh
Just like in my script!
Scorsese
Riggs: I thought we just made fun of him as a writer? So you're really a writer?
Scorsese: Yes.
Murtaugh: Who kills someone with cutlery?
Riggs: Someone who doesn't have a gun.
Tea? This early in the morning? C'mon, Cahill.
Riggs
Friends don't send suggestive emojis.
Roger
Trish: You traumatized Scottie Pippen.
Murtaugh: I know, but not like the Detroit Pistons did back with the bad -- no that's not a basketball joke we're going to do anymore.
Dude. Chillax. Surf lingo.
Avery [to Murtaugh]
Trish: I am so sorry I kept you up, but did you just sneak a look at my phone?
Roger: I didn't sneak. I thought you were in a group chat with Eddie Murphy and Steve Harvey's moustache.
Roger: Hey, Riggs. I finally get you, man.
Riggs: Welcome to my world, Roger.
