Your country cousin may trust you, but I sure don't.

Roger

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• Added: November 14, 2017

Who invited Mary Jane into my house?

Roger

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• Added: November 14, 2017

I hate to break it to you, but despite your best efforts, people care about you.

Dr. Cahill

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• Added: November 07, 2017

My job is to help you do yours.

Dr. Cahill

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• Added: November 07, 2017

Who are you going to believe? Me? Or the B Team?

Getz

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• Added: November 07, 2017

Is this a joke? Cuz I'm not laughing.

Murtaugh

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• Added: October 17, 2017

Captain Avery bringing the thunder.

Riggs

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• Added: October 17, 2017

Riggs, you got more baggage than anyone I know.

Murtaugh

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• Added: October 17, 2017

Have you ever been finger-lingered?

Roger

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• Added: October 03, 2017

Riggs: She's either baiting him or looking to get punched in the face.
Roger: That's why you two are perfect for each other.

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• Added: October 03, 2017

Some professional advice. Stop talking two minutes before you think you should stop talking.

Santos

• Permalink: Some professional advice. Stop talking two minutes before you think you should stop talking.
• Added: October 03, 2017

Are you sure you didn't dip into that crap basket of cocaine?

Roger

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• Added: October 03, 2017