Popular Leverage Quotes
Everything I learned about people, I learned ringing doorbells and in a bow tie. Parker never had that. I mean, jumping from a sky scraper, she's cool. But making small talk, it's like pure terror.
Hardison
Hardison: I literally cannot make this slower or any more boring. You know why they say, "Justice wears a blindfold"? So you can't see that Justice is asleep.
Nate: I am sure there's whole reservoirs of boring you have yet to plumb.
Eliot: It's your turn to be in the dumpster.
Hardison: Nah, man, I have peanut allergies. What if somebody threw in some extra crunchy Skippy? Do you want to give me mouth to mouth?
Blackpoole: Are you here to kill me, Nate?
Nate: Not tonight.
Blackpoole: In that case, come in. There's shrimp.
Nate: I do love shrimp
Grifter, hitter, hacker, thief. You're all trying to solve your version of the crime instead of just trying to...solve the crime. There's a reason we work together.
Nate
Eliot: You quit drinking? How'd you know about this place then?
Nate: I rent a condo upstairs.
Eliot: You rent a condo above a bar?
Nate: That's right.
Eliot: Oh, that's very...Catholic.
Hardison: I spent three days hacking into the White House emails - no buzz.
Sophie: See?
Hardison: But we are doing some pretty hinky stuff in Pakistan...hinky.
Sophie: Look, I'm miserable, they're miserable. (To Eliot) Okay, what--what have you been doing the last six months?
Eliot: I was in Pakistan.
Eliot: That's why the businesses are clean; they're dirty from the inside.
Nate: Well, yeah, I mean, if you have a body in the trunk of your car, you're gonna drive under the speed limit, aren't you?
Parker: You know, when you're sober, your metaphors get creepier.
Now if you'll excuse me, I am gonna go call a professional killer who tried to murder me and arrange to meet him in an isolated location.
Nate
Nate: I'm thinking!
Parker: Nate, hate to rush you, but Eddie goes to the prison in an hour, so...
Parker: What if there's a train accident and there's stretchers everywhere and someone points to you and says, "hey you! Help me with the sucking chest wound!"
Nate: I-I would stick my hand in the chest and hope for the best.
Parker: Oh, you are so not operating on me!
Eliot: He tried to kill us.
Parker: More importantly he didn't pay us.
Eliot: How is that more important?
Parker: I take that personally.
Eliot: There's somethin' wrong with you.
