Favorite Lipstick Jungle Quotes
Don't looked so shocked Janice. I had to come here that's friends do for each other. You'd know if you had any.
Nico
Hey can I come in or are you going to send me back to France?
Joe
I get it, I offend 60 people in one time zone before I'm awake in another people like us are easy target ... if need be, we'll tap into a slush fund we have set up for this sort of thing
Hector
It's good Wendy. It's sweeping. It's touching. You have a big hit on your hands. I'm sleeping with a 25 year old!
Nico
It's over, if you don't count the sexual harassment suit.
Nico
Victory: I tell you guys about things I'm afraid to show my dermatologist
Wendy: You still haven't had that looked at?
Why don't you all sue me? Let's get the bus boy and make it a class action.
Nico
Nico: I don't understand why'd he want to hurt me
Wendy: Because he's 25. He lives off ramen and red bull and has nothing to lose and nothing to gain
I knew something up the day we were at the park. Remember that guy with the tiny gym shorts? She was in total cougar mode!
Victory
Wendy: You're doing laundry, I love you.
Shane: They're just socks. Wait 'til you see me folding.
Joe: So does this mean we're okay? Cause if you want me to join the posse for boggle night...
Vic: Don't be an ass.
Victory: Why haven't you ever been married?
Joe: I dunno I guess I just haven't met the right guy.
Victory: I'm serious.
Joe: ...and smelling a lot like my wine cellar.
