Wendy: Next time it would be nice if we all great ordered takeout from the same place.
Shane: Globalization is not great for the planet, but it's great for leftovers!

Victory [about a passerby's butt]: How do i get one of those? Lunges?
Nico: Yeah to a doctor on 73rd and Fifth.

Nico: It's Charles
Shane: Where is he?
Nico: In Vienna...
Shane: Well tell him to stay there, I look pretty good with three dates.

listening to music in the back seat of your car isn't a date, Joe. it's high school.

Victory

Maddy: I like this music.
Wendy: You should, you were conceived to it.

Nico: Breathe.
Victory: I can't. I feel like someone botoxed my entire body.

Victory: If the sketches were stolen, we need to speak to the men who did the move.
Joe: Somehow I doubt men with names like Bubba and Bones would know where to sell a cocktail dress design.

Nico: You're freaking out
Wendy: No I'm not, I'm budha on the mountain

Wendy: If anyone can carry off a straight jacket, it's you.
Victory: Thanks, I do love a buckle

Oh, phone sex with Joe Bennett. What's that like? Ooh, the NASDAQ is up 36 points.

Nico

Your radiant and it's bugging me. Is it the Hollywood Cookie Diet?

Victory

Shane: I know she's your bff and all...
Wendy: Did Maddie teach you that?
Shane: Yeah..

Lipstick Jungle Quotes

I can't think less of you. You've smelled like mop & glow for the last week.

Victory [to Roy]

Wendy: Sounds like someone is driving without breaks.
Victory [whispers]: Gun it.