Oh, phone sex with Joe Bennett. What's that like? Ooh, the NASDAQ is up 36 points.

Nico

Your radiant and it's bugging me. Is it the Hollywood Cookie Diet?

Victory

[Kirby giving Nico a foot massage]
Nico: Give me back my feet.
Kirby: Not if you're using them to leave.

Shane: I know she's your bff and all...
Wendy: Did Maddie teach you that?
Shane: Yeah..

Joe: ... my former dentist
Victory: Well aren't you gonna say hello?
Joe: Why should I? He gave me a sinus infection.

Kirby: Teenagers are a handful, huh?
Wendy: I'm sure you can relate

Nico: Thank you for being such a trooper
Kirby: What did you expect me to do? Throw a fit? Starting knocking things over?
Nico: I thought it was a possibility
Kirby: Lady, I'm not giving you any excuses to get rid of me

Nico: I'm sorry I'm not living up to your high moral standards these days.
Wendy: No, don't do that. I'm not the one who flew my boy toy half way around the world for a booty call

I know you thought we could fit a crowd in here. I hope it's alright that it's just us.

Joe

I don't want the man that I'm dating owning me.

Vic

Kirby: You should have lunch here more often.
Nico: Maybe next time you'll actually give me something to eat.

Wendy: Sounds like someone is driving without breaks.
Victory [whispers]: Gun it.

Lipstick Jungle Quotes

I can't think less of you. You've smelled like mop & glow for the last week.

Victory [to Roy]

Wendy: Sounds like someone is driving without breaks.
Victory [whispers]: Gun it.