Nico: I don't understand why'd he want to hurt me
Wendy: Because he's 25. He lives off ramen and red bull and has nothing to lose and nothing to gain

I knew something up the day we were at the park. Remember that guy with the tiny gym shorts? She was in total cougar mode!

Victory

Wendy: You're doing laundry, I love you.
Shane: They're just socks. Wait 'til you see me folding.

Joe: So does this mean we're okay? Cause if you want me to join the posse for boggle night...
Vic: Don't be an ass.

Victory: Why haven't you ever been married?
Joe: I dunno I guess I just haven't met the right guy.
Victory: I'm serious.
Joe: ...and smelling a lot like my wine cellar.

Wendy: Next time it would be nice if we all great ordered takeout from the same place.
Shane: Globalization is not great for the planet, but it's great for leftovers!

You got nothing to be ashamed, you're here to dress a movie star, she's here to find something to cover arm fat.

Roy

Joe: I happen to know a lot about spectacular dresses. I've taken off one or two in my time.
Roy: Really? You like to tuck or you just roll with the bulge?

Joe: I like it, it's cute.
Victory: Cute? What is cute? This is an evening gown, not a onesie!

Joe: Should she be handling scissors?
Roy: Do you want to take them away from her?

So we out of creamer?

Wendy

Wendy: Sounds like someone is driving without breaks.
Victory [whispers]: Gun it.

Lipstick Jungle Quotes

I can't think less of you. You've smelled like mop & glow for the last week.

Victory [to Roy]

Wendy: Sounds like someone is driving without breaks.
Victory [whispers]: Gun it.