Victory: I tell you guys about things I'm afraid to show my dermatologist
Wendy: You still haven't had that looked at?

It's over, if you don't count the sexual harassment suit.

Nico

It's good Wendy. It's sweeping. It's touching. You have a big hit on your hands. I'm sleeping with a 25 year old!

Nico

I get it, I offend 60 people in one time zone before I'm awake in another people like us are easy target ... if need be, we'll tap into a slush fund we have set up for this sort of thing

Hector

Hey can I come in or are you going to send me back to France?

Joe

Don't looked so shocked Janice. I had to come here that's friends do for each other. You'd know if you had any.

Nico

I'll send you an advanced copy before we run your lost weekend in Bangkok. Who knew you could do that with a pingpong ball?

Nico [to Janice]

You sure about this, even if we kept it for a day, put it on eBay?

Roy

Joe's Assistant: Anything else you want me to tell Mr Bennett?
Roy: I'm impressed.
Joe's Assistant: Not you.

What do you mean done? You didn't unclog my toilet, you met my best friends.

Victory

Joe: That might be my assistant. She's bringing my dinner. Kidding.
Victory: Let's go alienate Shane and Wendy.

If that was my face on page 6, I would have brought Maddie, Taylor, three Cambodian orphans, and a basket of puppies.

Nico

Lipstick Jungle Quotes

I can't think less of you. You've smelled like mop & glow for the last week.

Victory [to Roy]

Wendy: Sounds like someone is driving without breaks.
Victory [whispers]: Gun it.