I like this side of you. It's like sorority girl meets women's prison. Can I frisk you?

Shane

Joe Bennett, did you fly me all the way to Paris to get out of dinner with my friends?

Victory

I get it. The bill won't pass until I'm officially stamped by the house and the senate.

Joe

Kirby: Is this him?
Nico: Who?
Kirby: Your husband.
Nico: That's Walter Cronkite.
Kirby: You said he was older..

[about Joe Bennett]
Nico: Are you required to use his full name in bed?
Victory: [no response]
Nico: Oh my god, she had to think about it.

Wendy: You've known me for 20 years, you know I don't try on shoes in public.
Victory: Oh, Come on.
Wendy: No no, they marvel at how big they are. They bring out measuring devices.

Wendy: What age do you think is too young for a cell phone?
Victory: Six? Are you talking about Taylor?

Victory: You're early
Roy: I like to get in at least half an hour before my boss
Victory: Well that might be tricky since I live here

You can't pick and choose when you want to be the good mother. It's really phony.

Maddie

Victory: Now I look like this needy person that always needs to be saved.
Joe: What makes you think I'm saving you?

I promised myself I wouldn't negotiate with a terrorist, but here I am.

Wendy [to Janis]

You might want to put a blouse on, your king Hector is a prude.

Charles

Lipstick Jungle Quotes

I can't think less of you. You've smelled like mop & glow for the last week.

Victory [to Roy]

Wendy: Sounds like someone is driving without breaks.
Victory [whispers]: Gun it.