Wendy: Look at me, my hands are shaking.
Shane: Take a Xanax.
Wendy: I already did, this beyond Xanax.

Shane: If we're gonna be up all night, can we at least have a little fun?
Wendy: I cannot handle be screwed by two people at once.

You're not, you're stewing. You've been on the same chapter for the same two hours. People spend less time studying for the bar.

Shane

Nico: Kirby, that's not going to happen again. I'm married.
Kirby: I forgot my notes.

Did someone offer you a job ... so who is it? .. if it's Betsy Jonson, I'll throw myself on these scissors.

Victory

Who do we plan on using if Prince Will defects? Queen Latifah?

Hector

Joe: Boring, what about dinner?
Victory: In what zip code?
Joe: yours. I'll pick you up around 7, wearing something that comes off easily.
Victory [hangs up]: He's the devil.

Wendy: I lost my virginity in moccasins.
Nico: You remember what shoes you wore?
Wendy: It was the most memorable part

You are not a loser. You are an extraordinary person. You are funny. You are scary smart and intense and gorgeous and larger than life. You deserve to be loved because of those things not in spite of them.

Nico

Victory: I hate this you know. I hate you sending a jet for me. I hate that I liked riding in it so much. I hate your smug attitude like you're some big hero, cause you're not. You just called your assistant and her send it for me
Joe: Actually I called myself. And hey I could have waited for you in the car. But here I am standing in the tarmac freezing my ass off. I don't do this for anybody.

You're gonna keep rising and rising and I'm going to be looking for Spider-Man band aids and cleaning up cat puke and I just gotta make peace with that. It just seems to get a little harder each day.

Shane

When I'm here with you and it's just us and the kids I never feel like I nothing. It's just everything changes when I walk out the door.

Shane

Lipstick Jungle Quotes

I can't think less of you. You've smelled like mop & glow for the last week.

Victory [to Roy]

Wendy: Sounds like someone is driving without breaks.
Victory [whispers]: Gun it.